On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the
public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells
them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a
bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good
flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his
co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a
blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins
to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the
passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"
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