There were these three women who
escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from
the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house
there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them.
When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the
sacks, the officers yells, "There's just three burlap sacks in
here!" To which his partner replies, "Then kick them just
to be sure it's not them hiding". The officer goes and kicks
the one with the brunet in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!"
the officer said "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there." So
he kicks the one with the other brunet in it and she yells, "RUUFFF
RUFFF!", so the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid
dog!" Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she
yells, "POTATOES!"
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