A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and
she's telling them that the word of the day is 'contagious.' She asks if
anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their
hands. "Carl," she says. Carl says, "My dad told me to stay away from kids
with mumps 'cause they're contagious." "Very good," says the teacher. Then
she picks Suzie, who says, "The atmosphere was contagious." The teacher
says, "Excellent, Suzie!" Then she notices that little Johnny has his hand
up at the back of the class. "Yes, Johnny?" Johnny says, "The other day,
me and my dad's a-sittin' around, and we saw our blonde neighbor painting
her fence. She had a tiny little model car paintbrush, and she was going
in tiny little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me,
'Jesus, it's gonna take that cuntages to finish that fence.'"
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