Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week
before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side
appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how
smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the
So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women
when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever
conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land
with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"
He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."